ANOTHER LOVE STORY THAT YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH.

think we all have experienced this love story. My question is why is it always the small toe that falls in love with the table. L

WORK PHONE

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for
meeting… on a Sunday morning… after breakfast…
Dad: People this is unacceptable. OK I do not use this phone, I use the one at
the office But You too have to limit the use of the phone.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
All of them now in a state of shock and together they look at their maid who
until now is patiently listening to them.
Maid (un baffled): So – what is the problem? We all use our work telephones!

ME TOO.

The Japan’s prime minister, Yoshihiko Noda was poor in English language.
Hence one month before going to USA,to visit President Obama, he was given
some Basic English Conversation training.
The instructor told Yoshihiko, “ Prime Minister, when you shake hands with
President Obama, please say, ‘How are you?’
Then Mr. Obama will say, ‘I’m fine, and you?’
Now you should say, ‘Me too.’
Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.”
It looked quite simple and Yoshihikio was quite confident.
When he met Obama, he mistakenly said, “Who are you?”
Mr.Obama was obviously shocked but still managed to react with humor: “Well,
I am Michele’s husband, hahahahaha…..”
Then Yoshihiko replied confidently, “Me too, hahahaha…. hahaha….”
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

TIME

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones